Installing
Love
Tech
Support: Yes, ... how can I help you ?
Customer: Well, after much
consideration, I've decided to install Love.
Can you
guide me though the process ?
Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready
to proceed ?
Customer: Well, I'm not very technical, but I
think I'm ready. What do I do first ?
Tech Support: The first step is to open your
Heart. Have you located your Heart ?
Customer: Yes, but there are several other
programs running now. Is it ok to install Love while they are
running ?
Tech Support: What programs are running ?
Customer: Let's see, I have Past Hurt, Low
Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
Tech Support: No problem, Love will gradually
erase Past Hurt from your current operating system.
It may remain in your permanent memory but it
will no longer disrupt other programs.
Love will eventually override Low Self-Esteem
with a module of its own called High Self-Esteem.
However, you have to completely turn off Grudge
and Resentment.
Those programs prevent Love from being properly
installed. Can you turn those off ?
Customer: I don't know how to turn them off. Can
you tell me how ?
Tech Support: With pleasure. Go to your start menu
and invoke Forgiveness.
Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge
and Resentment have been completely erased.
Customer: Ok, done! Love has started installing
itself. Is that normal ?
Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only
the base program.
You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in
order to get the upgrades.
Customer: Oops! I have an error message already.
It says, "Error -Program not run on external components." What
should I do?
Tech Support: Don't worry. It means that the Love
program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been
run on your Heart.
In non-technical terms, it simply means you have
to Love yourself before you can Love others.
Customer: So, what should I do?
Tech Support: Pull down Self-Acceptance; then
click on the following files: Forgive-Self; Realize Your Worth;
and
Acknowledge your Limitations.
Customer: Ok, done.
Tech Support: Now, copy them to the "My Heart"
directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and
begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need
to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and
empty your RecycleBin to make sure it is
completely gone and never comes back.
Customer: Got it. Hey! My heart is filling up with
new files.
Smilies { :-) ;-) :-D } are all over my
monitor and Peace and Contentment are
copying
themselves all over My Heart. Is this normal?
Tech Support: Sometimes. For others it takes
awhile, but eventually every thing gets it at the proper time.
So Love is installed and running. One more thing
before we hang up. Love is Freeware.
Be sure to give it and its various modules to
every one you meet. They will in turn share it with others and
return some cool modules back to you.
Customer: Thank you, God.
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